What I believe Chamberlain Malik would say when he meets Clay for the fist time.

“Soooo, you are the Mr. Thudmuffin I have been hearing about. LOL

What happened to your hair? It was not like that when my mom showed me a picture of you before you arrived today. I like it very much. I hope that mom will let me wear my hair like yours.

Where’s Raleigh? Will I get to meet her soon?

Dude, you have got to teach me that “Grease Hip Shake AND that Living La Vi Da Loca Hipshake” LOL

Do you think Sarge will teach me how to drive the Tour Bus? Who needs a tricycle when you have got that big Tour Bus I could cruise around in all day and night? LOL

How soon can I have my own Meet and Greets? I hope you won’t be upset if the fans want to meet me instead of you. LOL

Do you know if Pampers or Huggies make “Diapers of Perfection?” I have heard that a lot of your fans really like it when you wear your “Pants of Perfection” so, until I am old enough to look as good as you look in your “Pants of Perfection, I will just settle for “Diapers of Perfection.” LOL

Will I have a Jerome? I understand he is a cool guy and I want one as well.

I hope you won’t get too jealous when Angela tells me that she loves me more than she loves you. LOL

Will Nick and Mary take care of my schedules like they take care of things for you?

What will you do when Kristi wants to go on vacation with me instead of you? After all, I understand that you get sick when you go on vacation and Kristi had to look after you. I guess you are not a lot of fun on vacation. LOL

What will you do if your Mom gives me lots of hugs? Will you get mad? I heard your Mom’s voice when I was inside of my mom, and I knew that I was going to like her very much.

Will you get mad if Brett tells me that he is my big brother? Brett looks very handsome and sharp in his Marine uniform. I am very happy that Brett will be my big brother.

Clay, will you let me sit in with the band? I promise I will not make any noise. I can hardly wait until I meet Andy’s daughter.

Can I consider myself a member of “Team Clay?”

How old do I have to be before I can view “Clack?”

I hope my mom will give me “Sweet Tea” instead of milk. LOL

I know that one is a stretch but you can’t blame a guy for asking. LOL

I hope I will be able to meet Ethel. I heard about her “Yes, I’m Ethel” bright shirts and, I was hoping that she would get me one that says “Yes, I’m Chamberlain Malik.” If she can’t get me one of those bright shirts, I hope that she will teach me how to dance like she dances. LOL

Clay, I am so happy to finally meet you instead of hearing your voice through that nice place where I lived inside of my mom for the past 9 months. You and everyone else that I have met so far have been everything that I expected. I am so glad that you and my mom are friends”.

I want to take this opportunity to say welcome to the world Chamberlain Malik and congratulations to you Ms Quiana for adding the newest member to “Team Clay.”

God Bless you and Chamberlain.