To the tune of “Brave Sir Robin”:

Pop singer Clay Aiken

came back to Spamalot

. He is quite a funny guy,

but please behave, Clay Aiken.

He’ll have to get his wig hairsprayed

to read all the critics’ praise

“Please, don’t forget the words” prays Clay Aiken.

.

He was not in the least prepared;

“Fans, write me a bio!” he gulped,

“To say what I’m all about, let nothing go unspoken.

Tell of my deeds and wit, and the winner will be displayed”

And two tickets then were dangled

By Clay Aiken

.

Clay didn’t win but he didn’t pout

With four albums he proved that he wasn’t a slug

Get his book on tape at www.clayonline cough

dot com—

Property of Clay Aiken

. La la!