Congratulations to Claybella for her winning bio! V.v. clever!

I'll throw my loser bio out now--it was starting to stink up the place. I decided to take the King James/Brother Maynard approach, which in hindsight might have sucketh:

Clay Aiken (Sir Robin, Guard I, Brother Maynard) was born in the waning of Elevendieth Month. In his second year he sang precociously and delighted his mother, and it was good.

Forsooth! his Choirmaster decreed: “Thou shalt not sing in the school play!” which pisseth Clay off. Blessed be the righteously indignant. The people cried “Nay! Do not lament! Journey to the Woods of Holly! Singeth for the Emperor of Recording Things!” Verily, Clay singeth and they rejoiced. But lo, the inscription said “Thou shalt not be the Idol!” Alas! Fear not! for Clay recordedeth four albums of song, and the retailers rejoiced merrily.

Hark! The Emperor of Musical Comedy said unto him: “Come thou! Singeth in the Way of the Broad!” So, it came to pass that Clay returneth to Monty Python’s Spamalot for a twiceth time. Blessed be the loud.

Go forth! Seek great knowledge at www.clayonline.com. Amen.