Hmm. I see I haven't blogged in a while. Wow. A pretty LONG while, now that I look at it! Geez, I'm sorry!! I'm sure you've all been sitting there, wondering where I've been, waiting impatiently for me to finally blog.

What?? You weren't?? What do you mean, it's CLAY you're waiting for?? Do you think...maybe...Clay might blog soon??? Really?? OMG!! What if he blogs TODAY??? I'll BET he is!! I'll BET he's blogging today!!!

Oh my. I don't know what I should do first! Should I clean up the house? Fluff the pillows? Spray some air freshener? OH!! I know.

locks cats in the bathroom

OK!! I'm all set, Clay!! Any time now...

Any time you're ready.

I'm waiting, Clay.

Checking the page...

OK, not there yet!

All right, well...maybe he's clipping his nails first.

So we'll just wait for that for a moment.

OK. Now.

checks page

Nope, not yet!

Well, maybe he's gotta finish lining up those milk bottles.

Or...maybe the dogs are standing there with their legs crossed so he's got to go find someone to let them out.

Or, you know, maybe he's still thinking about how he can't ever go to the grocery store. That obviously takes up a LOT of his time.

All righty. I'll bet it's there now.

checks

OK. Not yet. But I'm sure any second now...

Oh for gosh sakes, Rude!! Lying there with your nightgown over your head is NOT going to make him blog faster!!! Cover yourself, ya flooz.

OK. Now we're ready.

Checking the page...

OK, he's not done yet, I guess.

But I'm sure he's typing his little paws off as we speak.

Waiting...waiting....waiting............

OK, NOW. NOW it's there, I'm sure!!

checks

OK. Well.

checks again

Hmmm. Umm...Clay??

Clay??

CLAAAAAY??????????

crickets

Sigh.