Listen up, Clay (Cute interview, by the way! Squeeee!)

Clay, you have the nerve to talk about 70's fashion? You? The man of the painful paisley patische? Mr. Good 'n Plenty? Mr. Well-I can-make-one-really-horrible-jacket-from-these-two-bad-ones? Boy, you would have died from joy to see me in my purple crushed velvet hot pants, white vinyl go-go boots, afro puffs, and bright blue eyeshadow! It takes serious COOL to stride down the street in a three-piece white polyester suit! Mullets - business up front and a party in the back! What current styles (and yes, I include any and all spikes) were so versatile? I will forgive you because I always do since you acknowledge the glory that was 70's music and the grandeur that was the music of the 80's. It's clear the barbarians were at the gate during the 90's (goths, heh.)