What a day this has been! I told Boyfriend not to post any more pictures of his vacation, but what does he do? He posts one with people in it instead of just horses' rear ends. I knew it would create havoc and speculation throughout the Clay fandom, and, sure enough, it has. The inmates...er..residents of the CALWFDF are mighty restless tonight, let me tell you! I'm surprised anyone has any hair left after the catfights that have taken place here today. MJ even got up off her knees and tried to scratch the girls' eyes out right on her laptop computer screen. I reminded her of confession and she saw the light. Desertflower has her magnifying glass out and is trying to peer at the face of the bikini girl while she mutters passages from her Bible about women covering themselves at all times in modesty. Didi is trying to figure out a way to include the gals in her latest Clay diary installment. She keeps crossing out everything she's ever writen and trying again. She thinks they are his "cousins." Heh. Jemock has cancelled her registry at Target and has decided K-Mart is good enough for any house she sets up with Clay, the two-timer. Pink Armchair is working on incorporating three long-lost sisters of Ms. Bismarck into her Road Trip Saga, and HD and dudley are trying to figure out if they could possibly be record executives. Only I know the truth and I ain't telling. Well, maybe I'll just tell all of you: Clay came to get me one day during his vacation. He knew I'd fit right in with all of his friends at the secluded house on the beach. Besides, Brad was in the hospital with meningitis and I had nothing else to do. The voices in my head had subsided and I was bored, so I said I'd be glad to come. Heh. No, I'm not in the picture because I'm the one taking the picture. I had on my purple bathing suit with the flared skirt and the red poppies sprinked tastefully on the bodice. I couldn't be IN the picture because I clashed with..well...with just about eveything. We all thought it best that I not be seen so that the Clay fandom wouldn't know about our little "vacation." I suppose Boyfriend is going to be a tish angry if he ever finds out I told ya, but I know you all can keep a secret. Right? Well, it's lights out here at the CALWFDF. I sure hope Clay doesn't post the rest of the pictures or I'm toast.