Things have been a little slow here at the CALWFDF lately, but last night as we were surfing the OFC on MJ’s laptop, we inmates…I mean residents found out we had a new assignment. We heard Clay telling us to bring our dogs to the JNTII! Well, most of us had been waiting a long time to take pets along with us so you can imagine what hilarity this caused in the cells…I mean rooms here at the Ward…I mean Home. Our first objective was to find each of us the perfect dog. Then we knew we had to think of a special outfit for each one so that we all could be dressed to Clay’s strict specifications for this special holiday concert. We are going to worry about our costumes later, but we decided that the dogs should come first.

MJ figured she could be her own dog since she’s on her knees so much, but we finally talked her out of that. She subsequently decided on a pretty lab that she named Angela since she’s hoping that Clay will notice the bitch and try some of the same moves on her (her being MJ) that he did on Angela during the WDC. She is in la la land, for sure, but we always try to humor her cause she’s the one with the laptop. Angela is wearing a long sweatshirt and leg warmers, of course.

Canuck is bringing an Alaskan malamute named Daffy. She’s dressing him up in a tuxedo and trying to snag tickets to the Vancouver concert right smack dab in the front row cause she says she has “connections.” Since the concert takes place at 9:30 PM, she is planning on taking Daffy out for an elegant and relaxing meal beforehand. They’ll make such a nice couple.

Desertflower has found a pure white Spitz that she named Madonna. You should see the outfit the little darling is wearing. It matches the white dress that desertflower always wears to a T. She’s still working on finding a way to have Madonna clasp a Bible and a prayer book in her little paws. I’ve seen desertflower glancing at the Superglue more than once. I try to tell her that dogs can’t really pray, but she’s bound and determined to teach Madonna some incantations.

I’m taking a bloodhound named Dakota. I’m hoping he can sniff out at least one concert for me to attend within a 1,000 mile radius of Boondockville. I was going to take a Pitt Bull, but Brad didn’t like the idea so I decided on Dakota instead. I’m thinking of having Dakota wear ice skates and a parka plus I’m going to buy us both a snowboard so, if worse comes to worse, we can maybe hitch a ride tied to the back of someone’s pickup for a trip to the concert down old I94 to the Cities.

So, as you can see, the fun continues here at the CALWFDF. I just hope these damn dogs stop howling long enough for us to sleep tonight. I also hope Clay realizes what he started when he told us to bring our dogs cause when he talks, we listen. ; )

To be continued...maybe.