For all of you <font/color=red>"non-Ohioans" I don't expect you to "get this". But hey...not everyone is perfect!

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, OSU Networks is planning to do its own show entitled: "Survivor... Ohio Style".

The contestants will start in Columbus, travel west to Dayton, and up to Toledo. From there they will head over to Cleveland, down to Youngstown, back to Akron. They will then proceed to Zanesville, and then on to Marietta and over to Chillicothe, then south to Portsmouth, west to Cincinnati, and then back up to Columbus.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a Michigan license plate and large bumper stickers that reads: "I'm a Vegetarian", "NASCAR stinks," "Go Blue", "Deer Hunting is Murder", and "A Buckeye is just a useless nut." The first one who makes it back to Columbus alive wins!