This is the third installment to my Only the Claymates Poems series. Enjoy!

Pt. 3

Who went to Wal-mart to buy Mac and Cheese because they got a craving after thinking of you Who has stopped in the middle of Wal-Mart because they heard your song Who got crazy stares when they were holding up their cell phone to the speaker at Wal-Mart so another Claymate could hear

Only the Claymates

Who is taking a bus, train, plane, car, jet ski, tugboat, hanglyder, and roller blades to get to NYC for Spamalot
Who debated on moving to NYC to see Spamalot once a week Who has set up a Claymate headquarters in NYC

Only the Claymates

Who can eat, drink, talk on the phone, check the MB, talk in the chatroom and watch clack all at the same time. Who popped off their H button on their keyboard in your chatroom because they were so excited (CJ did) Who can drive aimlessly through Raleigh for hours on end hoping to possibly come across your house (HONESTLY Clay, most of us don’t now where it is!!!!)

Only the Claymates

Who has been digging into their memories to pick the perfect Christmas story Who was on the phone and online with ticketmaster to get CITH tickets Who has thought of intentionally sending the Christmas stories wrong just to get a blog from frustrated teacher Clay...(shame on you)

Only the Claymates

Who watched that first Fifth Grader Super Teaser over and over and over and over Who taped Fifth Grader, then downloaded it from CU just to have it on the computer Who wanted to be a fifth grader again, just to get a hug from you just like Sierra

Only the Claymates

Who takes one look at an iphone and starts singing TITN Who automatically starts singing Sexy Back after Yeah or Like a Virgin after Baby Got Back Who wanted to bid on your stool (That’s disgusting...LOL)

Only the Claymates

Who has the ability to sell out the train from Raleigh to NYC on Jan. 18 Who has sold a million dollars worth of Spamalot tickets alone Who is a huge tease, but still knows how to please

ONLY YOU CLAY, ONLY YOU

K