Today, my friends, I bring you a box. It is empty. What should you do with this box, you may ask? Well, here are some suggestions:

You could shake it to see if it's really empty. After 1400 of you have tried that and determined that it is, indeed, empty, 1300 more of you should send it through an xray machine, just to be sure. You could then digress into a group study of types of boxes, types of xray machines and, for a personal touch, share some stories of special boxes you have known. (and LOVED! and ADMIRED! and RESPECTED!) When all of this has happened and it is determined that I have really given you an empty box, you might then wish to break up into small groups to brainstorm on why I might have done this. No doubt someone will hit upon the possibility that I am really an anti-box sort of person but, not being too bright, I am probably representing a world wide terrorist organization bent on destroying the credibility of boxes everywhere. Some of you may wish to file suit against me or this unnamed organization. Others of you may pray for my return to reason or may chair workshops designed to bring down anti-box agendas wherever they may exist.

Then again, you might just wish to accept my empty box for what it is. You could even open it up and fill it with new Clay CDs when they are released.

Is it May yet?