Clay's been reading the boards again....maybe a little too much....
The phone rings at the Aiken Compound
Clique Person(CP)...Hello,is this the Aiken residence?
Clay...Hey,how are ya?
CP....Actually,I've had better days. I'm calling regarding the NANA contest and the changes you keep making.And the hints you keep giving.And giving.
Clay...I know ! Ain't it FUNNNN!!!! My amazing and creative fans are making spreadsheets and everything!
CP...That's what I'm contacting you about.Your ahem creative and amazing fans have been sending me quite a few e-mails...some of them containing several four-letter words.
Clay...Did they guess my NANA yet?
CP...I kind of doubt that you're considering using any of these words as the acronym for your CD,if you get my drift.
Clay....Oooooh. They're kind of UP.SET. ,are they?
CP....I think you could say that. When you threw in that personal phone call and kept giving hints....well,some of them just went a little bit overboard.
So,we were kind of hoping that you'd stop giving hints about the title.It's only a few more days until the contest ends.If you feel like blogging,I'm sure you can find something else to write about.
Clay.......I'm sorry.No more hints,I promise. Besides....I'm too busy working on the next contest.
CP...I'm afraid to ask.
Clay... This one will really be interesting. They're gonna have to guess how long my bangs will be by the first concert. Can't wait to see the spreadsheets for that one!