Clay continues lurking at CV.....

Roger walks in to a room where Clay is intently staring at whatever is on the screen of his lap-top

Roger:Hey,Bangs....what's up?

Clay: Quit calling me that.

Roger:Sorry,Clay....Clive said you wanted to talk to me about something.

Clay: Ah need to post some more tidbits about mah CD in mah blog.

Roger: Clay...we discussed all of this already. You've already told them more than you were supposed to.No more info. "Shock and Awe"-remember?

Clay:Ah know,Ah know....but I've got to give these ladies at CV something to talk about....they're back to discussing(Clay does a nose scrunchie) l.i.v.e.r. again.

Roger:So?

Clay:But it's nasty stuff! It's dry and pasty and...

Roger:That's what you said about Mexican food. Way to knock the cuisine of our neighbor to the south,dude.Just scroll past the liver posts...they must be talking about other things too.

Clay:Yup.And that's even worse. I can barely bring myself to read what they're saying.

Roger:You don't mean they're talking about...

Clay:Yup....they're talking about whispers MATH. And I don't mean interesting stuff like how many Clay Aiken thongs I need to sell to buy another puffy,fringed ottoman or whatnot....this is serious stuff....like rocket science or something.

Roger (leans over and reads the screen)...that's because that one is a rocket scientist,Clay.

Clay:She is?

Roger:Uh-huh

Clay:Do you think maybe she could figure out how old I really was when Mama married Ray?

Roger:I think right now she's kind of busy trying to figure out how many tidbits it takes to make up QUITE soon.

They post a lot of pictures on that board...why don't you just look at them?

Clay: Ah tried....some of 'em are kinda scary

Roger: You're joking,right?

Clay: No,Ah'm not.....there's one lady that posted a picture she took in Africa that made me weep with envy....and there's some scary cat cartoons like this one here....

...posted by that one that got's the dog with the funny hair-do.

Roger: The dog is a Maltese, Clay....they need to wear bows in their hair to keep their bangs out of their eyes

Clay:Really?

Roger:Really.

Clay:Maybe I should give Steeve a call and see if he has any Burberry hair ribbons.

Roger:Good idea....a few pictures of THAT on the OFC and they'll never notice we still haven't told them one dadgum thing about the CD.