Clay: No....they think I got some of your lipstick on me because we were kissing.

Kristy: I wish. They don't know you're such a dork it was just stain from that grape slurpee you were guzzling down before the camera caught you.

Clay: At least I didn't spill any of it on mah sweater.That means I can wear it for at least six more appearances.

Kristy:Only six more times? You're going Hollywood,Ban...er, Clay. What else are they doing?

Clay: They came up with some interesting captions for that picture of me leaning over to look down your...I mean,talk to ya-wanna read them?

Kristy leans over and scans the screen....reads captions....

CLAY:MAKE SURE YOU EAT THAT PRETZEL WITH YOUR LEFT HAND SO ALL THE SHIPPERS CAN SEE THERE'S NOTHING ON YOUR RING FINGER

KRISTY:JUST BECAUSE HIS "BEST GIRL RALEIGH" LOVES PRETZELS DOES NOT MEAN "EL CHEAPO" HERE IS GOING TO GET AWAY WITH JUST BUYING ME THIS FOR DINNER TONIGHT.

Kristy:Those are pretty funny but nobody guessed right. I was just hoping you weren't going to throw up on me again like you did in Budapest....

Clay: Ah told you Ah was sorry.

Kristy:... and in Vienna....

Clay:Ah apologized for that one too

Kristy: ....and in Prague....

Clay...Sorry again

Kristy....and in London. If your fans want some new photos of you,maybe I should post the ones I took of you barfing.See how sexy they think your hair hanging in your eyes was then.

Clay:You wouldn't!

Kristy:Don't push your luck. Speaking of your fans...does this one always talk to herself like this?

Clay: (peering at the screen through his bangs) Not often,she usually writes long "organic tomes" about how well mah amazing CD is gonna do if Ah ever actually release it.

Kristy: And are you?

Clay:Mebbe,mebbe not. I'm still trying to figure out a way to work vignettes and backflashes into the next tour so Jaymes can explain them to mah fans.

Kristy:Good idea. And maybe she can go with you to the next game and read the scoreboard to you while she's at it.Or bring along some barrettes.