Roger W walks into a conference room at the RCA offices,where Clay is sitting at a table with his laptop open in front of him...

Roger: Clay,good to see you dude! Are you blogging yet?

Clay:No,Ah'm not.

Roger:You need to post something,man....I've had some interns checking out your message boards and the natives are starting to get restless.You need to give them something.

Clay:But Ah was just on American Idol!Have they stopped talking about that already?

Roger:It's been almost two weeks,now Clay...they've watched it 5,000 times,downloaded the high definition version and watched that another 5,000 times(and watching Michael in high definition takes some getting used to,I might add),watched it in slow-motion,taken regular and high definition screen caps,gotten high resolution pictures from the wire sites,seen the after-party pics and gotten the life histories of everyone within ten feet of you,except for that really,really tall chick that propped herself against you like you were a lamppost or something.....in other words-they need something NEW,Clay!

Clay:I don't know what to write about.

Roger:How about the answer to the vegetable quiz?

Clay:But what can Ah write besides the answer? If Ah've made mah amazing fans wait two weeks and all I write is three words..."It's Brussels Sprouts" they'll kill me for sure!At least with the Mexican food,I could explain why I didn't like it...all I can say about Brussels sprouts is that they reminded me of my childhood on the farm and having to eat all the little cabbages that didn't quite make it.

Roger:sigh Talk about your new hair,you know they love a good hair discussion.

Clay:Ahm'd scared to.Mama asked me if the new look was supposed to be "angelic".Ah was afraid she wanted me to bleach mah hair white like my suit for the JNT05.By the way,how do they like my new hair?

Roger: Most of them love it. Although the one that thinks she talks to your dog did make some comments about mulch and chipmunks.Even CAP is starting to come around,once they talked her in off that ledge....

So just what was the point of putting those food polls on the OFC,Clay?

Clay:Well,I thought it would give me tons of ideas to write about.It certainly seems to work for those gals over at CV...they can talk for days and days about liver...talk about BLECH!.And I was gonna write about the night on the bus when there was nothing to eat but Doritos so I wound up eating Raleigh's dog biscuits instead,but they beat me to that one. I was going to talk about mah favorite fruit but they seem unnaturally preoccupied with oranges over there for some reason and it kind of scares me a little.

Roger:Well,they're all pretty computer savvy...why not talk about the new piece of computer equipment you just bought? That should be a safe enough topic.