People, there is a simple solution here. If you want a "fair" shot at getting a shout out from The Aiken, then by all means, get up on top of your chair, wave your arms around obstructing the view of the seat fillers who have been hired to attend your personal Clay Aiken concert, dance in the aisle or all over the people around you's feet, scream at him repeatedly so that no one around you can hear a word he's saying during his banter. If the venue allows, bring a big blinky sign and a push button fog horn (if your voice doesn't carry from the XX row). You won't technically be hurting anyone and who cares anyway because it's all about YOU at any given show. Bottom line is draw as much attention to yourself as humanly possible. He's made it clear that attention seeking behavior does indeed get rewarded. If that's not your thing then either don't go to any shows because there is no gaurantee that you won't be seated by someone who's thing it is.

I believe that Jem might have some helpful hints for the appropriate wardrobe.