My first blog in ages and it's to elicit votes for my entry in a montage contest....can you imagine!!!

seriously go here and vote for my broken wings montage....if you don't vote for me vote for asipegirl and i'll consider not breaking your legs...(i'm just kidding i really am a fine upstanding citzen of planet earth and never broken a leg in my life big grin) (copy and paste to address bar)

http://findingclayaiken.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=229

it only takes a sec to sign up if you aint a member already and you'll being doing a good deed....good deeds are good....brownie points with the man upstairs and all, we could all use those right? right??

On another note sorry i haven't blogged since god was a cowboy, i've had pnmoniua(sp?) and absoulty nothing worth saying that anyone needs to hear so i have stuck to dragging myself through work, sleeping and throwing the ocassaoinal hissy fit when one of my co-workers ditches me before the end of the shift.(insert imagery of empty boxes being booted while sailor curses spew forth)

Jemock if you happen to be reading, which i doubt you would waste your time doing, your earthly portals to heck have NOTHING on this black hole of a town.

My friend jerry says he went home and cried friday night because i went home to sleep after coughing so hard i couldn't breath and began to dry heave instead of sitting with him after work...

insert raised eyebrows and eyeroll here

do you think poor muffin will recover from the trauma? will he ever be the same again??? dear god whatever will i do if i scarred him for life??? Cruel fates why was i cursed with such a wicked soul as mine as to cause tears in the man i barely tolerate by going home to nurse my illness!!!!! WHY!!!!!!! could there be any redemption for me as i walk this rocky road to hell....i mean heck....or hades....or something.....

trails off and zones out as she heaves a sigh

hells bells and the road to damantion that man is senile....went home and cried for godsake has he got a screw loose?? Has his cheese totally slipped of his cracker......he wouldn't really convert to mormonism thinking it would make me want him would he????

grabs the nearest stranger by the shoulders and shakes them looking frantic

WOULD HE!!!!???? dear god the cheese is not on the cracker he just might!!! runs a hand through her hair is there no one who can replace the cheese on the cracker???no one??

(yes this was meant as over dramatic slightly looney snark do not worry about my sanity there never was any cheese on my cracker)

Rest gently Storm