Dear Ms.Blog,

sigh Just heard the Mp3 of "When a man loves a woman" Can you SAY Holy Thud Batman?

I'm reduced to a jar of mayo over that song..

This is to Mr. AIKEN..

FIRST, THANK YOU FOR FINALLY SINGING "WHEN A MAN LOVES OF WOMAN"

SECOND, HOW YOU COULD SUDDENLY SPRING THAT SONG ON US CLAYMATES WITHOUT PRIOR WARNING?

I MEAN CLAY, DO YOU REALIZE ALL THE SICK TIME THAT IS BEING USE TODAY BECAUSE MOST WOMAN ARE NOW INCOMPASSITATED BY THE UNCONTROLLING THUDDING? MANY CAN'T TYPE MUCH LESS TALK IN COHERENT SETNENCES AFTER THAT PERFORMANCE..

AND NOW, HOW CAN OUR FAMILIES COMMUNICATE WITH US, WHEN MOST OF US HAVE THAT SILLY GRIN ON OUR FACES, HAVING THAT WARM FUZZY FEELING OVER OUR BODIES AND CAN ONLY SAY "GAH AND DOUBLE GAH'?

AND WHAT DID YOU SAY AFTER..." I'M WORN OUT AFTER THAT"

WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPEN TO US CLAYMATES? WE CAN'T FUNCTION AT ALL..

IS THIS COVERED IN MY HMO PLAN?

YES, I HAD A PROBLEM WITH STOP AND REWIND THIS MORNING TOO!

HELP!

WARM WISHES

ALWAYS

THERESA