Q: Why doesn't KU have ice on the sidelines? A: The guy with the recipe graduated.

Q: How many KU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, it's a sophomore class.

Q: What do you call a person from KU in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.

Q: What's the difference between a litter of puppies and KU fans? A: Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.

Q: What does the average KU player get on his SAT's? A: Drool

And all you KS Clay fans out there, please know that this is all in fun and I mean no total disrespect to KU.

GO MIZZOU!!!