My TOP 10 after holiday Back to Work Help Tips:

10- Set 2 alarm clocks. The first one gets hammered.

9- Eat a really big breakfast, you won't have time to eat at work.

8- Wear the most comfy outfit the first day back, you're bigger after the holidays, and the tight skirt would rip when you throw your heels to someone or something.

7- Wear your most aweful but colorful clothes, when upset, just look at yourselves and laugh.

6- Don't forget to bring a banana.

5- Surprise the boss and come to work early. You'll be remembered as the most enthusiastic worker of the year even if you come in late the rest of the year.

4- Greet all your clients Happy New Year! It's not as complicated as Merry Christmas. Unless, you're from Mars you get to change the year to 2006 like the rest of us.

3- Sing while you work. I did today and I got 1 applause and 3 shut ups.

2- Review your Christmas credit card bills. Ha! I was pumped to work after that.

1- Give all the holiday treats and goodies away.

Whew! What a hairy day! I don't mean I have too much hair or need shaving, nope, never shaved in all my life-- I mean a busy day that if I was a kitten, I could hack up a hair ball, ugh!

After a 5-day holiday break, it is hard to get back to work, and then as I guessed, I was s.w.a.m.p.e.d.

I don't know what you guys do for a living but I hope you are having an easy day. I could use a vacation after a vacation. Have a great week everyone! ~WC