Did you miss me? crickets

Okay then, I'm BACK anyway...

I have a dilemma. My own children are plotting against me. They make comments like..."Do you realize how old he is?"...."Should we call you Mary K LeToureno?"...."Do you want to..ahem..sleep with him?" I am having a bid of trouble convincing them of my purity. I tell them it is all the VOX, they don't believe me. I tell them it is fascinating watching his career develop, they don't believe me. Then they say "all you women are just looking at his crotch." Who me?

Now granted, he may have the thighs of perfection...and the Trummy of GAH.....but does that include drooling at his crotch? NO, I say. But he does have some mighty nice long fingers and big hands...wrapped seductively around a microphone stand...caressing...stroking...Dang is it hot in here?

HELP JEROME!!!!!!!! The Smutters are turing me to the dark side!

I must concentrate on my Prayer Book and not on the TV Guide pictures...GAH he is SO fine....

My inspirational thought of the day (I really need inspiration today)

Peter 2:11 Dearly beloved, I beseech {you} as strangers and pilgrims, abstain from fleshly lusts, which war against the soul;[b]