So many look upon me as a source of inspiration and guidance. It is humbling. I will do my best to provide a sense of guidance for those Fans who have been led astray to the world of Lust and Carnal Debauchery towards a sexy Popstar by the name of Clay Aiken.

As you have probably noticed he is worthy of Lustful Thoughts...you have no doubt noticed the passion shown in his face while singing, his long and elegant body that has launched a thousand fantasies, and his Vox that sends chills up your spine.

Despite all this I beeseech you to resist your carnal nature...repent and follow the the path to righteousness. I am only human, sometimes (I know it is hard to believe) I slip down that slippery slope. Even the pure and virginal have their moments.

So as I sit here, falsely imprisoned in the Clay Aiken Locked Ward for the Delusional Fan, I have tried to offer comfort and spiritual guidance to the delusional Mommajudy, Leroy, and Jemock. So far my efforts have been in vane.

My weekly sessions with my Counselor, Jerome, have failed to gain my release....as others pollute his mind with bearing false witness against me. But hope springs eternal.

So i sit here, prayerbook in hand, offering you this thought-

Galatians 8 For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption