I was thinking about Clay's comment on disliking wearing "horribly tight clothing." In fact, I am obsessing over this statement. I just can’t stop thinking about it. I even wrote a comment in his blog regarding this very quote of his.

It really is a shame since restrictive type clothing looks well on him. But I can understand the desire to be comfortable so I thought of a few other clothing choices that he could wear instead. These would provide him the comfort he is seeking but yet still be pleasing to look at from his fans point of view. Well ok, from my point of view because this fandom thing really is all about me. Clay does have an image to project; sexy man with a great body frame to wear sexy clothes. Oh, and his wonderful voice, of course. What? You didn't think his image was about being family-friendly, did you? Pfft. That is not the top priority. Not even close. Besides, it's all an act anyways. Umm... thong talk at a concert anyone?

Anyways, back to my point, I have thought of a few alternatives to him wearing such uncomfortable clothing. Here they are:

1) He could wear leather. Especially the pant variety. This is a good choice because leather can still look attractive even when worn loosely. It doesn't have to be tight, just fitted. Also, it has this great capability to enhance the body's curves, especially the gluteal area. Also, it is quite warm so Clay wouldn't require five shirts to keep him warm. Just one will do.

2) Some streamlined polyester/cotton blend, dress pants. This is a good choice because dress pants can still look attractive even when worn loosely. It doesn't have to be tight, just fitted. Also, it has this great capability to enhance the body's curves, especially the gluteal area. Also, it is quite warm so Clay wouldn't require five shirts to keep him warm. Just one will do.

Especially with a nicely fitted dress shirt, matching tie, and fedora. whistles innocently

3) How about a kilt? If I remember correctly, I believe Clay comes from a Scottish background? If not, oh well, he has the right look to wear a kilt. It is, like option #1 and 2, warm to wear. So Clay wouldn’t require five shirts to keep him warm. Just one will do.

It is also very roomy and therefore provides comfortable space for personal belongings to breathe and move freely. Just a note here though, the proper way to wear a kilt is to go au natural underneath. I’m just saying this because if you are going to wear a clothing item, you should wear it correctly.

So there ya go. And now I shall wait for zara one to come get me for talking, and doing a poor job of it, about clothing options for Clay Aiken. She is far better than I am, for sure, but I felt a need to voice my opinion on Clay’s first blog entry. I really don’t want to see Clay limit himself to outfits such as this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v98/Hidden_Gems/MiscPicsandTVAppearPics/capitalfourth.jpg

Cute, but it just doesn’t do that body of his any justice.

PS: The fedora is a much, much better hat to wear. Very sexy.

PSS: Btw, I loved your blog. It brought a smile to my face. I can't wait to read more.

assumes Clay is reading

Ha! Yeah, right. [/delusional]