"Mmmm.... donuts."

"Could I be wearing any more clothes?"

"Yeah, in a world where my hair is straight and so are you."

"Person #1: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'

2: Peter, those are Cheerios."

"I think the lesson here is, it really doesn't matter where you're from, as long as we're all the same religion."

"Person #1: Is it a problem that I'm not really religious?

2: Not for me.

1: Why not?

2: I'm not the one going to hell."

I've got nothing but some good television quotes. Can anyone guess which tv show they came from and who said them?