Not my best parody, but I couldn't help myself:
Waiting On a Blog from Clay (apologies to John Mayer)
Me and all my friends
We're all misunderstood
They say we spam the Clay polls but
There's no way we ever could
Now we see everything that's going wrong
With RCA and those who lead it
We just feel like we don't have the means
To rise above and beat it
So we keep waiting
Waiting on a blog from Clay
We keep on waiting
Waiting on a blog from Clay
It's hard to read the writing
When the critics keep on biting
So we keep waiting
Waiting on a blog from Clay
Now if we had the power
To make the stations play him more
They would have played him at Christmas,
lots of stock in every store.
but when you turn on the radio
What you get is what you got
Cause when corporate owns the airwaves, oh
They can play what you want not.
That's why we're waiting
Waiting on a blog from Clay
We keep on waiting
Waiting on a blog from Clay
It's that we really care,
And we know that the fight ain't fair
So we keep on waiting
Waiting on a blog from Clay
And we're still waiting
Waiting on a blog from Clay
We keep on waiting, waiting on a blog from Clay
One day the whole Clay Nation
Is gonna rule the population
So we keep on waiting
Waiting on a blog from Clay
We keep on waiting
Waiting on a blog from Clay