At this writing, or rather typing, the month of May is almost over. Then comes June, then JULY!!!! Yah!!!! Gosh let me think again, what happens in July (lots of stuff actually, but only ONE really big thing)....Clay Aiken....Clay happens in July....He'll be singing....singing to me....lots of beautiful songs.....love songs....to me! I know I should say us, but someone was just saying we are a very ME oriented society so, this is all about ME....All I have to do is sit and listen and try not to melt into a puddle of goo. That is the really hard part...not melting. For one thing, at the first concert, Philly, it could be hot and humid and we'll be outside. Very Hot....then the really Hawt part comes....when Mr. Hunkybuns comes out on stage. Clayton Hunkybuns Aiken....The H used to stand for something else, but it got changed...around the time POP first appeared.....and no, I am NOT talking about a drink here..... It could be 20 below outside and if Clay showed up, I am sure I'd still probably melt into a puddle of glue or goo...well, something sticky........OH MY GOSH....the anticipation is going to KILL me! You read threads on different boards about what songs remind you of Clay. Right now it is Anticipation...you know, the old Carly Simon song.....Anticipation....anticipation is making me late...is keeping waiting.... Aughhhh.....how am I going to last until July?!!?? (yes, yes I know it is August for some, but I did say this was all about me didn't I ? LOL) Oh, and second concert is NJPAC...indoors! Let's hear it for air conditioning!!

I used to think time just flew by. The older I get, the faster it flies. Lately, I feel it has slowed down, almost to a complete stop. When you get really excited for something like let's say going to a great concert, a concert that has a really cute singerguy....a cute guy that sings....(am I repeating myself?) Anyway, he has all that I just mentioned and has POP lots of POP....and ummmm... and he has purdy eyes....and if all of that wasn't enough....he is at least 50% pure ham. He is funnier than most people who think they are comedians. People who get paid huge sums to make people laugh. He is wayyyy funnier...even when he is sick. I am NOT funny when I am sick....I look funny, but I am not funny.

Paragraph for JOYCE. In my last blog which everyone read and enjoyed immensely, I talked about how it is hard to decide what to wear to a Clay concert. JOYCE thinks I got this idea from HER! Several people have actually mentioned wondering what to wear at a concert where Mr. Hunkydrawers errr....I mean Hunkybuns....drawers, buns.....all in the same ballpark....OK..... where was I? Oh yes, what to wear. JOYCE will probably be close to Clay at her concert. As far as what to wear, just use your usual sense of decorum and for heaven's sake, no flirting!

Well, my theory did NOT work. One time when Clay hadn't blogged for a while, I whined and complained and he blogged in less than 24 hours. In my last blog which everyone read and enjoyed immensely, I did the same thing thinking HRH (his royal hawtness) would blog. Hmmmmm ok let's try this....whatever you do Clay, DON'T blog.....don't tell us what you are up to.....don't say a word. Ohhhh, you know what I did once....it was taking forever to get my fanpack so, I threatened to sit on Clay's front steps until I got it....it came about 3 days later. However, if too many people do this, it could cause problems.....too much crowding and so forth. And then Clay may also get ever so slightly mad at me. He and Joyce can then draw straws to see who gets to strangle me.

OK one last thing, the one and only Clay Aiken concert I've been to was at West Point last Christmas. I loved it!!! However, I didn't get to see THE MOVE. Just once in my life, I've got to see the shirt tug in person. Oh please....

Hey Clay, I could teach you to play...

I'd know this profile anywhere:

Oh pretty please...

Oh the shark has pretty teeth dear...

Please with a cherry on top...

Can't take my eyes off you..

Just because...

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