that all I really know is here you come again... and here I go....

Flowers Clay sent me since we are apart:

THE SOFT ROCK AND HARD PLACE TOUR

Remember the most important thing CLAY told us about some of the venues for this tour, "but spray people!"

My "report" on the Frisco concert. First of all, I am glad Clay made it. I was a little concerned that our dear sweet lovable, but slightly mixed up guy, when he heard where he was singing for the 4th of July, might end up at a Pizza Hut in San Francisco or someplace........ LOL sorry... I was not there at the Frisco, but like many of Clay's fans, I was there in spirit. And I've seen some Clack. Just one or two songs...tops... Clay opened with HYCA....I just KNEW he would, and as we all know, I am ALWAYS right. Ask anyone in my family. I know Clay THINKS he is always right..and since this is his Official Fan Club...hey, so let's go back to Frisco...Clay had all kinds of music in his show, something for everyone. He was very clever. He made us laugh, he made us cry and he made us sigh. BTW, I love Clay's sense of humor. It is one of the most attractive things about him. And THAT voice......THAT VOICE....oh my heavenly uhhh just Gahhhhhh** see definition below. ..Even though I was teasing Clay earlier...I heard he likes that....well ummm anyway, I do think Clay has it altogether with this tour and he is doing something for everyone...Maybe keeping everything on his new iphone is helping him.....Does anyone here have that number because the number I keep dialing ...says it is no longer in service. I used to call 919-IAM-HAWT. By some "coincidence" every time I call him at a new number, it gets changed the very next day. Those iphones must have a lot of memory because Clay has close to 5,000 pictures of me....somehow. I know, maybe Clay is waiting until I am "uhfishawlly" off of Jerome's List until he gives me his new number. I knew last Feb. I was getting close to getting off of The List because when I went to the Mike and Juliet show, I was only searched 3 times instead of the usual 6 and my purse uh oh....I never did get that back. Well, I hope whoever has it likes Sunberry #45 lipstick, "natural" tanning lotion, kleenx, pictures of my children oh and a NYC parking ticket. So, I think Clay's big 4th of July concert was a major success. I heard there were fireworks after the show. I don't get it...aren't there always fireworks when Clay is around? Oh yes, a national holiday...so there were more fireworks than usual then. OK....got it. I think it is great that Clay is on tour, that he seems so happy, that he is going to a friends wedding...but for like 9 days?....where are they getting married?...oh maybe Clay is part of the wedding party and he has to spend a bunch of days picking out which tux makes him look the hawtest? Ohh ummm Clay, could you get pictures...just of you would be fine. You in a tux. Yes....that would be good....

A FEW DEFINITIONS:

CLACK...where you see HRH (his royal hunkybuns) pictures...videos, many times performing at concerts, making otherwise sane women jump up and down and scream for joy and this is even before he comes out on stage. (You have to give up your membership to the OFC immediately if you don't know the actual meaning of the this word.)

POC Provider of Clack..pictures and videos, if you can and..Report on every move of HIS hips every sound from HIS lips...

EMAIL-CHECKER-ITIS Checking your email constantly to see if you've won a chance to marry...uhhh I mean meet Clay......(sometimes I get confused)...I wonder how many times a day can you check your email before you get a message saying...enough lady....get a life for crying out loud!

HUNKYBUNS...what I like to call HIM...because it fits....aka Mr. SexyBritches

POP...Pants of Perfection

BOB....buns of bliss....hmmmm...I sense a theme here....

Gahhhhhh!....what you say when looking at pictures OR the man himself because he leaves you speechless and gahhhhh is all that comes out of your mouth.

Ahhhhh!....something you say when you can't remember gahhh!

CLICKABLE...Something you do to Clay's pictures here which makes him look even hawter than normal.....I know I need to learn to do this to my pictures. However, every time I need to learn something new on here, either our cable goes out, or the internet is fussy, or this site is SLOW, or Clay keeps calling me on his new iphone and i can't get anything done...you know how it is.

Merci Beaucoup to my dear friend LuvLifeandClay. I won I won! If you want to see who, I mean what... go to her recent blog. Also Merci to Ashes2 for her wonderful creation!!!!!!!!!!!!

And THANK YOU to all who read along here and say such nice things to me and to the wonderful photographers!!

All in all, I'd rather be in....PHILLY!!!!!! The first summer concert I am going to! So many of you have important and interesting information in your blogs. I have rarely....as in maybe once... done this so, I thought I'd give it a whirl:

The city of Philadelphia is the largest city in Pennsylvania and the sixth most populous city in the United States. It is the county seat of Philadelphia County. It is colloquially referred to as The City of Brotherly Love (from Greek: , /fi.la.?d?l.f?j.a/, [sorry that isn't greek...wouldn't copy ]"brotherly love" from philos "love" and adelphos "brother"). In 2005 the United States Census Bureau estimated the population of the city proper to be 1.4 million. Philadelphia is a major commercial, educational, and cultural center for the nation. The Philadelphia–Camden–Wilmington metropolitan area is the fifth-largest in the U.S. as of the 2006 estimate with a population of 5.8 million. In the 18th century, the city was the first capital and most populous city of the United States. At that time, it eclipsed Boston and New York City in political and social importance, with Benjamin Franklin taking a large role in Philadelphia's rise. The city was the geographic center of the 18th-century thinking and activity that gave birth to the American Revolution and subsequent American democracy and independence.

Clay in Philly:

There is a new reality show called "Don't Forget the Lyrics" and when I saw the commercial for this, I laughed so hard, I almost hurt myself. You see, I had just been watching videos of my favorite singer and he messed up the words to one of his songs and well, I was thinking since he has already been on one reality TV show ummm maybe.......I'm sorry Clay really....that was totally uncalled for. I am never going to get your phone number now am I? I'll be sweet...I promise....blows big wet kiss to HRH...His Royal Hawtness

Opps....how did this get here....well...I wanted to check to see if Clay and I wear the same brand of jeans....errrr ummm something like that.....

Just curious....is there a prize on some message boards for how many times you can say up-tempo? I have seen that more in the last couple of days than I have in my whole entire life up to now. I love this: "Clay...please sing...list of 7-9 songs..don't sing this...don't do this or that...more UP-TEMPO....oh and do this with your hair and wear this...other than all this long list of complaints...I loved the concert!"

I know now this is going to make me look a TAD hypocritical....I've been told that he probably won't, but Clay Aiken is not the only stubborn person on the OFC. Please CLAY sing Invisible!!!!! I am probably in the wrong area....I should be back at the message board.....Is there a begging and pleading thread...should I start one...kidding...I think....I have GOT to see Invisible at least once in person with the tug.....gahhhhhh or is that ahhhhh!!!!!!

Clay when he finds out I've done another blog:

Clay in Texas:

A strong profile means strong character:

Make up your own caption:

A whole buncha sweetness in one man:

Yummy:

I can't seem to stop myself:

TTFN!!!