This morning in my Pre-modern World Religion class, we had a quiz on last nights reading. Luckily for me, I actually did it. (I'm so proud of myself ::pats self on back:: ...I can't use asterisk anymore) On top of that, I finished my homework EARLY last night..like before 7:30.

So anywayz, back to this morning's reading quiz; my teacher made us all move around so we wouldn't really be sitting next to anybody so I moved to this table where this dude was sitting. The teacher handed out the quiz and told us that if we did the reading, we would understand the question. So after reading the question, I put my answer down and tuned the paper back in. The guy next to me obviously didn’t do the reading, because right after I turned in the paper, he asked me for the answer. Now, those who know me, know that I am queen of sabotage and I would be darned if it took me 2 hours to read this boring material and I just gave him the correct answer. Aside from that, I later learned that he was the class slacker.

So after a little bit of thought, I decided (out of the goodness of my heart of course) to give him an answer, just not the RIGHT answer. Somehow I fabricated a really stupid but slightly realistic answer and convinced him it was right (I did it all without laughing). So what does the moron do? He writes my answer down and waits for the teacher to pick his paper up. The teacher comes by and reads the paper and gets mad at him and says something along the lines of “YOU NEVER DO YOU HOMEWORK!! I HAVEN’T RECEIVED ANY PAPERS FROM YOU YET THIS SEMESTER”. By that time I had to move back to my old seat because I felt myself losing composure. I went back to my seat and told all my friends and they got a kick out of it.

So right now I’m getting ready to go outside and cut and paint my toenails while I read my Philosophy book. So hopefully I’ll be back later.

C YA!