In something that I can only think of as a blog from the great mind of Jemock, I bring you this gem sent to me by my father (who had a friend send it to him. With my luck, Jemock actually wrote this and it made it to my Dad). At any rate, it's hilarious!!

JC Penney Catalog blog, circa 1977

I'll warn you now, some of the language is a bit off color, but not THAT bad. It is far worth it if you need a laugh and you haven't seen it yet.