An autographed copy of Rolling Stone is the contest of all contests? So, having done the contests of all contests, what's next? An 8x10 glossy of that horrible photo staring out at me from the banner.

You know the one I mean. It's the Clingle photo redux. Can no one on Team Clay see how bad these photos are? And WHAT is with the hand to the forehead? Is that deliberate to show off the WWJD wristband? I think even Jesus would hate these House of Wax photos. We were making such progress, too, with the Not-a-Tour and JNT programs. sigh

My contest of all contests? Thirty minutes alone with Clay and a vial of truth serum.