Poor neglected blog.

My partner-in-obsessing-on-numbers, awesome blogger, and some would say keeper, kmh135, has had me chained to the abacus until I finished up the BIG POST, our estimates of the Jukebox Tour's ticket sales and grosses. Finally it is done. Yay! It's posted on the OFC board here. The numbers look good.

I've missed so much news while buried under the seating charts and spreadsheets.

Like the baffounding(1) news that everybody in Los Angeles has rotted insides. EVERYBODY! That's 3.8 million people!

Or is it the 9.9 million people of Los Angeles County? When some people refer to LA, they are actually thinking of Los Angeles County, that is, IF they are thinking.

Or is it the 12.8 million people of the Los Angeles Metropolitan Statistical Area, as defined by the U.S. Census Bureau? Some people given to generalizations might sweep Long Beach and Santa Ana into their idea of Los Angeles.

I don't know. I think some clarification is really needed. Rotted insides seems pretty ding-dang serious to me and there's a huge difference between 3.8 million people and 12.8 million people. Not that 3.8 million people with rotted insides isn't a challenge. But 12.8 million? Oy veh! That's a lot of rotted insides.

What song snippet I would love to hear Clay sing on the JBT: Black (that would be from the 1990s)

One question I will ask Clay when I win the Clay and a vial truth serum contest: Do you or do you not occasionally think before speaking?

(1) Jemock's Patented Vocabulary-Builder Word of the Day: For the Clay Fan with Superior Intellect and Overactive Saliva Glands.