Is our toy fixed? Kicks toy with foot to see if it moves. I had written this great blog entry all about monkey spunk, comedy central and mind control but alas it was lost to the ether.

Have you ever had one of those days when your mind takes a vacation without your permission? Where words, phrases, objects, concepts elude your grasp? I seem to be having one of those days (of course I was lucid when writing my lost entry...that goes without saying).

Who is this mysterious "mca" posting the updates? Mr. Clay Aiken? Management Clay Aiken? Mysterious Clay Aiken? Missing Clay Aiken? Message Completely Apocryphal?