In case ya'll were wondering I DID NOT fall into the Mississippi River despite Jemock's attempt to ratchet up my phobia and make crossing my skinny scary nemesis even more excruciating. I even faced my enemy in a torrential downpour complete with thunder, lightening and threatening clouds. Commence applause and accolades!

Does anyone else read or see the symptoms of a disease and become convinced they have it? It's remarkably easy to identify with at least a couple of the markers of almost any disease/illness.

I wonder if Clay ate hot pockets today? Maybe his next update will include this important piece of information.