Dear Clay,
I love reading your blog and even better, I love reading the comments by people in your fan club. What creative and fun usernames!!!
I just have a nice, simple "In2Clay" that I've had forever, and it also uses a cute mixture of letters and numbers which also spell words.
I tried to get a license plate that says "In2Clay", but the Illinois DMV told me that the "2" has to be at the end unless I have a truck, (which I used to, the SUV, before gas got to be $3 something a gallon and I could no longer afford to drive to your concerts). Boo Hoo.
Shoot, I could barely afford to drive to the airport, so I could fly to your concerts - and BTW, they charge waaaay too much for fares considering they only give you a little packet of peanuts and a free Diet Coke and make you sit next to incorrigible children.
Do you know I once paid $400 to fly from Chicago to Atlanta on a whim so I could see you sing three songs and miss your exclusive, sick bed interview because I was boozing it up in the bar across the street?
But I digress.
So, if I got myself a customized license plate, it would read "InClay2", which sounds rather patriotic or "weird", whichever direction your mind travels.
So I said to the DMV, just forget it and give me numbers.
OK - I have seven numbers in my license plate. (Ha ha!) rubs hands together gleefully
The first three are a common expression of a retail price.
The last four have no real connotation, BUT, one of them is an even number. And it happens to be the one at the end.
The other three are odd numbers.
In random numerical (non-ascending) value order, and one of them is NOT a three. Heh. The even number at the end designates the maximum ordinal value of the individual integers, and is larger than the other three numbers, SO you know that one of the odd numbers is not a ......wait....I will make this far too freaking easy for you if I finish that sentence.
Then you would be able to guess my license plate number
without having to do too much hard work or "angst"-ing over the correct answer. I want you to enjoy this. I want you to tingle with anticipation and the desire to win.
I will be checking my blog to see how you're coming along. Don't feel bad if you have to guess 14,962 times and none of the answers are correct. I will give you 15,000 chances. I know you can do it.
When you finally get it right (and I know you will) I will give you my super-sekrit phone number, the one I have encrypted at the OFC, that
not even Siobhan can decipher, and you can call me.
I have some questions I'd love to "cover", and we'll have a blast talking about You. I :heart you, sweetie, and I am so looking forward to this.
I'm going out now to buy a lottery ticket 'cause I'm feeling lucky.
currently listening to: the sound of music
current mood: excited beyond reason
HAH! 1 AM.
Thank you, baby Jesus!
All Those Days Waiting
are over.
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